The Best Adult Jokes And Memes!

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough
If you can't take a joke get the fuck off the internet
When she finally has confidence with you and goes to sleep without makeup
When you're opening a video, sent to the group chat by the dude who always post grotesque shit
Men are like bank accounts


Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
I take it you haven't had sex in a while
There are a lot of fish in the sea


but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home
Yo moma so fat she ate the punch line to this joke
My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club


...but it flopped and nobody came
On the first date when he says "it's so nice to finally meet a girl who's not crazy
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis
I sent "I love you" 5 times. You only sent back 4.
My boss touched me inappropriately at work today


It's okay though, I'm self-employed
Women towels vs men towels
Women reach their peak sexual interest between the ages of 30 and 45. Men reach their peak sexual interest between birth and death
What do men and women have in common?


Both need some tissues after watching a good movie
Other dog's butthole
Relationship goals: Find a woman who treats you like the prince you are
I have a fantasy, to sleep with 2 women...


in the same year
Honey I found a picture of your grandmother
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