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Women reach their peak sexual interest between the ages of 30 and 45. Men reach their peak sexual interest between birth and death
What do men and women have in common?

Both need some tissues after watching a good movie
Other dog's butthole
Relationship goals: Find a woman who treats you like the prince you are
I have a fantasy, to sleep with 2 women...

in the same year
Honey I found a picture of your grandmother
Breasts are like beer

Men have a preference but will take whatever's on tap
My girlfriend wishes I could see things from her point of view. I agree
What is the difference between sex for money and sex for free?

Sex for money usually costs a lot less
Smell my finger. It's been in the darkside
What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?

Hopefully your girlfriend
When y'all arguing and she won't even let you get a word in

A women as obsessed with sex as the average man
That one friend who always post the group picture they look good in even when the rest of you look like crap
A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar

he orders a drink
Me: I'm going to bed early tonight. Me at 3am
How are tornadoes and marriage alike?

They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house
When Brad looks nothing like his profile pic
I call my car the "pussy wagon" because

that's where I go to cry
These Macy's mannequins look like thy're hungover in the shower thinking about their life choices
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